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Your teeth are like stars: they come out at night.

You have a twinkle in your eyes - the sun shining between your ears.

You have a soft heart - and head to match.

Her hair has waves like the sea - the dead sea.

She has a butter face. Everything looks nice, but her face.

Your ears are like flowers - cauliflowers.

You have a heart of gold - and teeth to match.

When I look into your eyes - I see the back of your head.

Your eyes are like pools - football pools.

Your complexion is like Emmenthal - full of holes.

Brains aren't everything - in your case they're nothing!

Your lips are like petals: bicycle pedals.

You have a mind like a steel trap - always closed!

He has a nose like a bloodhound - constantly dripping.

Your eyes are like pools - cess pools.

Your skin is so soft - like mould on an orange


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