E.M.T ~ Nothing in it.
Tube ~ Currently out of stock.
Enema ~ Not a friend.  Rapper's
Episiotomy ~ Usually avoidable surgery to make the doctor feel
Exfoliated ~ catheter removed.
Factor 8 ~ 8th qualifying
heats for the X-factor.
Fallopian tube ~ Part of a television set.
Fetus ~ A character in "Gun Smoke".
Fluid Balance ~
Carrying drinks across the bar without spilling a drop.
~ Italian stopover marred by stormy weather.
Ganglion ~ Big cat with
long limbs and poor coordination.
Gastrectomy ~ Relief of wind.
~ German illusionists.
G.I. ~ A soldier.
Glasgow Coma Scale
~ Scottish alcohol intake ratings.
Glazed Expression ~ Occupational
disease of window cleaners.
Hangnail ~ Coat hook.
~ Nurse who can face another shift without narcotic support.
~ She's too close for comfort.
Hickman Line ~ Railway used by out of
High Dependency Unit ~ Facility for addiction to extreme
H.O.H ~ A prostitute.
Homeopathy ~ Sympathetic
to the challenges faced by the gay community.
Hospital Porter ~ Health
service's own-brand ale.
Human Resources ~ bank for transplantible organs.
~ What anorexics do with their food.
Hypotension ~ Not tight enough.
Hypertension ~  Too tight.  A period of high anxiety.
~ Removal of overexcited woman.
Impotent ~ Distinguished, well known.
~ Occupational disease of chimney sweeps.
INR ~ Me and she.
~ Grammatically-challenged claim of infallibility.
~ Letting the laundry pile up again.
Irritable Hip ~ Frustrated flower
IVI ~ Climbing plant that favours walls and ancient structures.
~ Someones name.
Kg ~ A container of beer.
~ Getting hurt at work.
Laparoscope ~ Instrument for detecting Eskimaux.
Lens ~ It belongs to Leonard.
Luer Lock ~
Washroom security device.